My name's Steff. 21, Jersey, cats, Thrice, beards. I curse and laugh too much. I like a lot of shit. I have a weird accent. Tell me a story.

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  1. troy-and-abed-now-on-tummmmblr reblogged this from poetichellion and added:
    maybe if you have good facial features like a chiseled jaw or something but most guys i know don’t look good without...
  2. humainsvolants reblogged this from zladkohasaboaraffe and added:
    reblogged especially for the two last comments. (I don’t wear a beard because I am not pleased imagining myself with one...
  3. joyfulpantsofbuttlol reblogged this from kristen-jane and added:
    Well then. Looks like I’ve been lying to myself for many years. Sorry bearded guys. Turns out I don’t actually prefer...
  4. ab0rt-missi0n reblogged this from shesfighting-withthesky
  5. shesfighting-withthesky reblogged this from growingground and added:
    lol wrong.
  6. hollywoodwhispers said: Don’t worry. Out of all the beards, yours is the coolest. :p
  7. wordsinthewater reblogged this from dsaintsworks and added:
    I grow my facial for women like steff
  8. the-wild-haunter reblogged this from hmmmnothanks and added:
    Hey Erik, bad news.
  9. slaveofallaahswt reblogged this from shazadkhan and added:
    Study: I don’t care. LOL!
  10. sylvita reblogged this from jessthevagabond and added:
    now that study is just silly.
  11. shazadkhan reblogged this from lonelyheartsdeathmetal and added:
    Hey, If it makes me look more aggressive, I’m for it!
  12. jessthevagabond reblogged this from lonelyheartsdeathmetal and added:
    Lies — ALL LIES!!! Beards are the best…so is chest hair! I don’t care if you’re bald, but if you’ve got a beard and/or...
  13. lonelyheartsdeathmetal reblogged this from hollywoodwhispers and added:
    :( It’s always worked for me. Course, my beard is much cooler than most others. Plus it has all those cool attachments.
  14. badbuddhist4 said: My beard makes me a teddy bear.
  15. uuberawsum reblogged this from curvaliciousdarling and added:
    beards can be fucking sexy if done right and if it looks right on the guy I can’t say I mind the rugged look
  16. pyeinthesky reblogged this from veefosho and added:
    Bullshit, beard love for life.
  17. curvaliciousdarling reblogged this from veefosho and added:
    I like beards if they suit the guy and don’t scratch the hell out of my face
  18. veefosho reblogged this from egmparagon and added:
    There you have it, ladies. I’m ugly and a lot of you are wrong!
  19. shatbonah reblogged this from josaypoo
  20. rayoffuckingsunshine reblogged this from odiumvsapathy and added:
    If you look any more aggressive, people will piss themselves in fear on the El.
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  22. butterfly-glitter reblogged this from there-were-no-good-urls-left and added:
    Though I don’t mind either way, dat commentary. lmao
  23. kayayemmm reblogged this from silverserenades and added:
    New Zealand researchers discovered that women are more attracted to clean-shaven men than bearded ones. Women think...
  24. dannyazazel reblogged this from sablealice and added:
    Yeah same reason as above, bearded guys remind me of some older guys in my life like my uncle and it makes me feel so...
  25. geekinpearls reblogged this from sablealice and added:
    I call shenanigans. Facial hair makes my pants fall off
  26. lionas-little-secrets reblogged this from ryunwoofie and added:
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  28. laurenheartless reblogged this from rayoffuckingsunshine and added:
    I personally think prince Charles looked much more attractive with the beard!!
  29. jazzasaurusrex reblogged this from spiritguide and added:
    Maybe some women don’t like beards, and that’s okay, but I love beards.
  30. zladkohasaboaraffe reblogged this from thenameoftheworms and added:
    Lololol.I did a study and men and women don’t actually exist. We couldn’t find ANY (in our secret non-binary...
  31. odiumvsapathy reblogged this from rayoffuckingsunshine and added:
    I was hoping to look more aggressive. Every little bit helps.